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Name: Shannie-Trann'e
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: San Diego
Interests: 213 summaries, 80's movies, 80's music, a††enua†ing †his life, b-movies, be†a-3 s†imula†ion, big boyZ, Bos†on Red Soxs, Brazil, Buffy †he Vampire Slayer, cliff bur†on [RIP], †he color pink, comple†e blackness, crea†ion [and why again?], cu†e boyZ, dancing in †he rain, dave lombardo, Dea†h, devious plo††ing, drag, ephedrine, feeling like so fucken los†, FUCK †he Yankees, gay like girl, GBA, heal†h food s†ore junkie, homosexual, insomnia, in†rover†ed, J†HM, könuöhkwa', LA Lakers, la†ex, laughing in inappropria†e momen†s, living like a sane person, Male †o Female, medica†e'd, mischievous behavior, mons†er energy drinks, Mor†al Komba†, movies, muscle boyZ, nico†ine, no† born from soup or monkey, Oakland Raiders, open minded people, randy rhoads [RIP], reading, shopping for vin†age clo†hing, Silver + Black, singing in †he shower, SLAYER, Xbox, + Yankees s†ill fuck'n SUCK!
Expertise: Winsomly engaging boys + petroleum based slumber parties.
Occupation: recover'n psychotic homo-nymph
Industry: Organic/Whole Foods + Dietary
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Yahoo:  Varanus_niloticus@yahoo.com
MSN: oo_P_A_I_N_oo@MSN.com
Member Since:
4/16/2006
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♥SI(¤)MOOH♥!!! Cinema happenings will be either at 8:00PM or 10:10PM. I prefer dUh 10:10, cause size really does matter, butt it's up 2U cause your still ten years old!! HA-HA!!
Okay! So like dUh thing smooh here never was going 2 have do every again failed miserably dUh other night - So sorry it was ♥ MITCH's ♥ fault & like if you've ever held his package, well then you'd understand why as well [giggles]. And like damn! Beyond a massage-a-thwat & pretty fucking remarkable! 2 write dUh least meZah can in one word [...] took dUh breath white out of smooh!
Yeah, so like ♥ REPTILE ♥ [hah-hah-hah-he-he] has a ♥ GF ♥ and like nasty did happen - and it really confused dUh head badly like, about emotions | sexuality up inside this skull here, and then [...] guess we will cultivate something out there!!! Now smooh here is twisted between ♥ INN-IV ♥ + ♥ KITTY ♥ - very clouded up in this cranium! VERY! hey, if your thinking about cutting it off, well guess one needs 2 member what it felt like, white?!
Hey - haven't seen him naked in ages!
And like I have been getting some incredible complements from everyone on such marvelous features smooh here has - so who's your plastic surgeon? Uhm, dUh Lord!!! Also, incredible compliments about dUh look lately as well - not a rock star people! It's rumored that I might bee a trannie mortals!!! In addition 2 all these wonderful comments, have now had 2 so-called services asking smooh here if IT need's a new occupation - fucking people; swear at Lucifer and chill dUh butter - NO means NO!!!
Whatever [...] so cannot wait 2 concur wif ♥PUSSY KAT♥ this night - if that's not going 2B awkward!! God, meZah hate's this part!!!
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The Pacifier (Widescreen Edition)
By Vin Diesel, Brad Garrett, Brittany Snow, Max Thieriot, Denis Akiyama, Tate Donovan, Anne Fletcher, Faith Ford, Lauren Graham, Kegan Hoover, Logan Hoover, Carol Kane, Allison Lynn, Chris Potter, Scott Thompson, Mung-Ling Tsui, Bo Vink, Luke Vink, Morgan York
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| So maybe, YET again [...] somebody has stol'N this heart!
Smooh here will get over it! | | |
| Yesh, gotta start doing this again [...]
| SMOOH's OBJECTIVE's | - PRAY FOR NIKKI - STILL DUH SAME CONDITION!!
- Member date wif INN-IV tonight ((WED))!!! YUMMIE [...] Sexual Chocolate? Said Sexual Chocolate [and then throw hands in dUh air].
- Need 2 call FADA at 6:02 AM dis morning - so if meZah goes out here [...] LEAVE THE FREAKING COMPUTER ON.
- Need 2 tell Sid VixSious about being a widdle late Thursday because need 2 go C Dr. Kay about medication.
- Need 2 tell Paul go J-E-T-S [...] JETS! JETS!! JETS!!! It's dUh undercard game dis weekend.
- Need 2 get movie list for Sunday on Thursday and then call SiMooh and tell her when we're finally seeing this freaking movie.
- And need 2 give hommie in produce a reward - HE FOUND MY BIG RING!!!! YEAHHHHHH [...] strung-out stripper kick!! Mom was thrilled!!
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Really, Raider | Laker | Red Sox fan only has one thang 2 look forward 2 around here [...] LET'S GO PADREs!! LETS GO!! Yeah know, I miss dUh Beach Boy nights and Joey Hamilton - next 2 R.J. he was very entertaining 2 watch him command a game! Well now that I think about it - C.Y. is incredible 2 watch as well or Baby Jones after that dude from Houston or daught Seattle Team?! Oh yeah, FUCK DUH YANKEEs!! And don't nobody count this West Division out here as WEAK anymore [...] MLB has been that interesting. And let's go Pirates!!!
And so, it was Smooh's first non-Holy night off in awhile - guess what I did? Worked!! See dUh reason I like working six nights a week, wif dUh Sabbath off, is because then I don't have 2 cancel everything I was planning for dUh night given off. When this THANG can C dUh problems around here and fix them without being told - then let IT work more hours!! Yesh, and when you get shit done around here, well dUh next thing you know [...] your a manager! I'm sorry, butt don't we talk 2 dUh person first before putting them in charge of a department?! Apparently not anymore. And like, I'm now being confused wif some other white chimyl person around here and that's most likely causing some headaches for me when meZah is frolicking dUh UnderWorld down here. Like I always tell everyone, your not getting a name out of meZah here, so let's skip dUh details and move along. Plus, it pisses people off when you don't give a designation 2 a face.
Crap, it's ♥ SWEET PEA's ♥ story time tonight:
Once upon a time, where girls smelled like cheese that had been sitting out in dUh summer sun for 3 weeks or more, and white boys had a lot of hinnie copulation wif dUh black boys, lived a very smelly girl [dUh smelly of dUh smelliest] named Hello Kitty [cute]!! Now Hello Kitty wasn't considered a midget, butt she did stand only at four feet and 3 and a HALF inches! She was a very strange widdle girl, always eating black muffins and knawing on yellow peaches.
She was not a very skanking girl, nor was she liberal wif her widdle hormones floating about! However, she was into smack [...] hardcore like! One morning, after eating 37 chocolate muffins in a row - THAT's WHITE, 37!!! - she hit the crack pipe and it exploded; the pipe lodged into her brain and she was pronounced dead at the scene!
And that's why widdle girls need 2 lay off of dUh muffins, peaches, and smack - and start eating meat!! END!!
How dUh freak did she know I was drafting her story at the same time she was bitching at me about it?! She is officially in dUh Smooh-Club fo'Sho!! Holy shit Batmon - is that how dUh new ♥ NBA 2007 ♥ game looks like!! Gotta check that one out!!
Bored now!!! Salutation's Nathan!!
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Best thing about dUh meeting today [...] S.F.S. saying shit, I've gotten @*&% wif everyone here! That wasn't the funny part - it's when you looked around and saw who was in dUh group - that was fucking entertaining there boy!
SHIT!! We're going 2 dUh movies tonight, white?! Need 2 white this crap down - cause I think that Einstein's [R.I.P.] Theory of dUh brain taking in 2 much information has finally happened. Buttholes, learned a new sensation, a way that is, about self [...] FUCK OTHER PEOPLE!! Fuck them and then feed them beans! I cannot go around and like change this stupid stone here, it's all falling 2 shit, and I need 2 start worrying about my family, fiends, smoohs, wonderful consumers, and self first - fuck dUh rest!!
That's meZah weekly rap - wait, why the Hell are people buying organic grapes at like twenty bucks for like 10 ounces?! Will they make smooh's orgasms more intense like after eating them or what?! $20 for not even a fucking high or gooey explosion - are you kidding me here
Gotta member FATHEAD.COM; cuz meZah is pretty sure that all Raider stick-uhms would be at least half off! ♥ N|4 ♥ coma [...] oh shit, got 2 pray for ♥ NIKKI ♥: She's in a coma white now, bad surfing accident, and if smooh here gets out of it she'll most likely be paralyzed from dUh neck down - see things like this happening 2 good mortals around here just bum's me out [...] round after despoiling ♥PUSSYKAT♥ [meow]!!! I don't member any of it wif FADA, she's a BIG fat buttcrack counterfeiter anyway's, butt Fuck'N-B [has 2 holes unlike A which has only one] was it hilarious when she portrayed it all over Bronco-Fan ((SUX)) [...] new job title, ICE QUEEN!! Buttholes, I'z-Ah been kindof frisky wif dUh fella's wetly.
Hey whore, bi-dUh way, INN-4 [room 213, haha] loves the D.V.D. collection you got over here [...] he's all like WTF is KATE & LEOPOLD and no matter what you fucking do tonight, there is no way in Valhalla your making me watch that fucking pathetic crap!!!
Recently, smooh's carcass here has been craving nectarines and peaches. So dUh question is, does that make me a cannibal because I've been eat'N them [fruit is dUh punchline bi dUh way]?! Shit, forgot 2 get me Ecinamide - throat cooties going around here!
YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHAVING ME!! And that's why they play this game!! Really, that was one of dUh pronounced game's I've laid meZah eyes apond ever!! Duh big Northside verses us widdle Southside ball club! Wait, I think this is the first time I remember 4 homeruns back 2 back 2 back 2 back or have witnessed!! Amazing game Baseball is - flat out amazing!! And Mudd had some good calls and I don't dislike him anymore - dUh Angels comment was fabulous buddie and I'll stop writing hate E-mail's 2U [giggles] - no I will never!! Fuck!! Phillies did lose white?! And it's Rattlesnake time! A team that has had our number for a long while - LONG WHILE!! Come on PAD's - I should be dUh only one chocking around here!!!
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Prospective is [...] I think I just need 2 stop letting mortals here get under my skin. Everyone just wants 2 voice their opinion & I just need 2 let it all go in one ear and out the other [...] like parental lectures there smooh [snickers]!! Yeash, so I'm a Transgender | Raider Fan ((yeah 6 points)) | Creationist and that's that. I think also, since I'm doing this dUh so-called legit way, non-whoremongor like, it's pissing a few fiends off and I need 2 member what a true fiend is. IC how fucked-up and strung out some of these mortals are and I'm not sure why I'm getting myself down like this [...] maybe it's dUh hormones, maybe it's cause I don't need any evidence that can like be used against smooh here or something. I just think I need 2 stay away from dUh sleaze white now and just get back 2 focusing on learning old-skool literature.
I don't want 2 dally wif dUh PLAYBOYs and meZah doesn't have 2. Oops! Did I tell her about the so-called movie move?! God I hope not - damn, I LOVE MEZAH FOOTBALL + ESPN COMMERCIALS!!. How funny is that about dUh plane crash [...] wonder if that's going 2B my Papaws first case?!
See - all my moronic widdle life I've been running around doing everything and never did I ever feel completely happy inside [...] always felt this black hole right smack behind dUh chest plate. Duh times I did find happiness really did confuse me afterwards in regards of mixing religion wif sexuality!! Drugs didn't help matter's much and neither did dUh fiends at the time. Finally, I can change me into what I always be hiding from dUh group & white now I'm not sure if white now we're going hundred percent here or not! It's my choice & nobody else's. I'll do what I need 2 do in order 2 stay around here and I need 2 stop worrying about the hatred other's throw on me or people trying 2 slut me out. Hey, if I'm going 2 have a relationship wif someone, then that's between them and me! PEROID.
Really guess this Earth is trying 2 find dUh next Howard Stern or something wif all these stupid imitators down here. And really, mortals just need 2 get that fuck'n camera out of my face! It just flat out steals dUh soul. I like watching movies; not making them.
PLUS I gotta support dUh PADREs around here. Very bummed that you have 2 get season tickets 2 get play-offs - oh shit, I need 2 find a television that's closer 2 work 2C Mr. Hoffman breaking dUh record here [crosses fingers]? Nice, white buffalo was created!! Beside's, already figured out dUh Raiders are done for - at least they are next 2 being the worst football team around - white there Pirates?!
My very first graphic design! Pretty-good for a widdle gyr'oy! Fun! I get 2 make up a story [...] KOUFF!! Clearing dUh throat!!
Once open a time, a time when human bladders use 2B soccer balls, and girls still smelt awful, lived a cute widdle girl by dUh name of Smelly Vagina. She lived in a house made out of porcupine shivers and the exoskeleton's of maggots. She did not live alone, butt lived with her widdle hermaphrodite brother [....] uhm [...] Cardiac Arrest [ha-ha]. Yes, brother and sister knew each other in ways brother's and sister's from Arkansas know about each other. Sick little girls.
And then one day, a house fell from the sky and crushed them both dead!! ~FIN
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